Wednesday, August 9, 2017

8.9.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: golfer
Last Seen: golfing
Bee-otched For: seeing the beginning of the end

Right now, I think REM is going to profit dearly off their 1987 hit "It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)".

Why? Because it might as well be the end of the world as we know it, and we're not that all fine.

North Korean dictator Kim Jung-un is telling people that he's prepped to strike a missile at Guam, the western-most region of the US. And what is Drumpf to do?

Sadly, this is what happens when we allow a businessman to run our country. He gets an oilman to be Secretary of State and chances are, we might begin yet another expensive war where gas prices will rise severely, spiking another recession.

Meanwhile, the FBI raided his campaign chairman Paul Manafort's home last month, looking for evidence surrounding the de facto president's relations with Russia. With more and more evidence mounting surrounding Drumpf's campaign and lies to the country, we might be calling Mike Pence president real soon, like it or not.

Hopefully, Kim Jung-un will be dropping a bomb on Drumpf's career.

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