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Name: George W. Bush
Age: 68
Occupation: worst president in modern history
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: giving us the cold shoulder
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It's one of the most-talked about fads of the Summer: the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
The challenge goes like this: you shoot a video of you dunking a bucket of ice water on yourself and then you challenge three people to do the challenge. While doing so, you donate $100 to the ALS Association. So far, the Ice Bucket Challenge has raised over $35 million and it's attracted many famous celebs such as Iggy Azalea, Justin Bieber (why?), Chris Brown (double why?), Steven Spielberg and even Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters, whose Ice Bucket Challenge was one of the best so far.
But now, I think I've seen the worst of the Ice Bucket Challenges, and it's from the man who allowed waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay.
Ex-president George W. Bush appeared on camera from his mansion in Texas, telling viewers that he was going to write a check to the ALS Foundation instead since dumping ice water on himself just "wasn't presidential", like, i.e. starting three fake wars over oil and drowning us further into debt. So, as the Hitler wannabe wrote a check to the foundation and while doing so, his wife, ex-first lady Laura Bush dumped the water onto her husband, proclaiming that the check was for her.
Bush then issued the challenge to another former president - and a much-more credible one - Bill Clinton. He now has until later today to dump water on himself and to write a check to the ALS Foundation.
Dubya helping out a good cause is nice and all, but considering that 9/11 was his fault and his stupidity caused the deaths of thousands of innocent people, why do people think that sending the ALS Foundation $100 is a good thing? If anything, the only cold water that should be pouring on his head is from a jail cell shower with a bunch of big black dudes willing to make him their bitch. After all, that should be his revenge for what he did during Hurricane Katrina.
Talk about giving us the cold shoulder.
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Age: 68
Occupation: worst president in modern history
Last Seen: Texas
Bee-otched For: giving us the cold shoulder
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It's one of the most-talked about fads of the Summer: the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
The challenge goes like this: you shoot a video of you dunking a bucket of ice water on yourself and then you challenge three people to do the challenge. While doing so, you donate $100 to the ALS Association. So far, the Ice Bucket Challenge has raised over $35 million and it's attracted many famous celebs such as Iggy Azalea, Justin Bieber (why?), Chris Brown (double why?), Steven Spielberg and even Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters, whose Ice Bucket Challenge was one of the best so far.
But now, I think I've seen the worst of the Ice Bucket Challenges, and it's from the man who allowed waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay.
Ex-president George W. Bush appeared on camera from his mansion in Texas, telling viewers that he was going to write a check to the ALS Foundation instead since dumping ice water on himself just "wasn't presidential", like, i.e. starting three fake wars over oil and drowning us further into debt. So, as the Hitler wannabe wrote a check to the foundation and while doing so, his wife, ex-first lady Laura Bush dumped the water onto her husband, proclaiming that the check was for her.
Bush then issued the challenge to another former president - and a much-more credible one - Bill Clinton. He now has until later today to dump water on himself and to write a check to the ALS Foundation.
Dubya helping out a good cause is nice and all, but considering that 9/11 was his fault and his stupidity caused the deaths of thousands of innocent people, why do people think that sending the ALS Foundation $100 is a good thing? If anything, the only cold water that should be pouring on his head is from a jail cell shower with a bunch of big black dudes willing to make him their bitch. After all, that should be his revenge for what he did during Hurricane Katrina.
Talk about giving us the cold shoulder.
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Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @ chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome!
Bee-otch of the Day Archives can be seen on http://beeotchoftheday.blogspot.com!
Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!
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