Tuesday, December 18, 2012

12.18.12 Hero of the Day: Anne Hathaway





Bee-otch of the Day honors are awarded Monday through Thursday, Bee-otch of the Week is awarded Friday on Chuck69.com.


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ALL THIS WEEK, CHUCK69.COM WILL HONOR THE HEROES OF 2012 WITH A SPECIAL HEROES WEEK IN PLACE OF THE USUAL BEE-OTCH OF THE DAY.

Name: Anne Hathaway
Age: 30
Occupation: actress
Last Seen: ??
Awarded For: doing something positive during a week of disaster... by accident
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Ladies and gentlemen, last week was a sad week for too many.

Here in Michigan, we were smacked by a vengeful governor who decided to kill the unions with the help of the wealthy. There was a mall shooting in Oregon and of course, 26 souls were lost in a rampage in Connecticut.

But if there was any good news to pass along, it came from Anne Hathaway.

Yes, Anne Hathaway did something that took our minds off of the world's worries last week, albeit by accident. The star of the upcoming Les Miserables was getting out of her vehicle to the premiere of the movie, when, well, she forgot her undies.



I'm very proud to say, the trifecta has been completed.

In Anne's breakthrough performance in Brokeback Mountain, she showed off her boobies. But it was 2010's Love and Other Drugs that was her sexiest role in a few total nude scenes. But, her vajayjay was nowhere to be seen. As a matter of fact, I was quite depressed that I paid $8 to watch camera people and other behind-the-scenes people look at her girly goods while I was ripped off.

Then again, the movie was set in 1996, and *ahem*, hair styles were quite different back then.

Thanks to the beauty of the paparazzi, we now know that Anne is nicely trimmed down there. Not bald like Britney or hairy like a 70's Playboy model but purrr-fect for a 30-year-old who just married and doesn't have kids yet (thank God). Yeah, she might be depressed about knowing that everybody knows what her cooch looks like now, but hey, that's the price you pay for not wearing panties!

If the stock of Jergens and Kleenex don't rise within the week, then there's something wrong.

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