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Name: Pat Robertson
Age: 81
Occupation: snake oil salesman
Last Seen: Virginia Beach, VA
Bee-otched For: telling people to lose even more money---
Age: 81
Occupation: snake oil salesman
Last Seen: Virginia Beach, VA
Bee-otched For: telling people to lose even more money---
Americans are struggling.
Right now, the average American is trying to make ends meet with loads of bills and hardly any money to pay them. True, the only true answers to reduce our bills are to get a raise and tax the rich, but thanks to the Tea Party and the Republicans, nuttin' doin'.
But the closest person to God on TV has the perfect answer: give to the church.
During a recent Q&A segment on The 700 Club as seen above, Pat Robertson was faced with a tough question from a viewer named Melissa. She says that she can't pay her mortgage and that tithing to her church is taking away from paying her bills. Pat responded by stating that when one doesn't give to their church, it's stealing from God. He recommended her to create a budget and maybe get rid of some of the things that's costing her.
OK, so even if I'm in the state of mounting debt and let's say that I've had to take a paycut to keep my job, or lose my job altogether and living off unemployment, I gotta give to some jerkwad who only works one day a week and driving around in a Lexus. Yeah, like I want that to happen.
When I was a teen, my father and I went to a well-known church in northern Michigan. We loved it in the beginning, but in the end, they wanted $1.7 million from their parishioners to add on to the church. Instead of sermons, we got sales pitches. Sadly, that's what churches are doing for sermons nowadays: sermons loaded with "Gimme money! Gimme money!" for over an hour.
Here's an idea: did you know that Pat Robertson is worth over a BILLION dollars? Hey Pat! Want this woman to keep tithing? HELP HER OUT! No wonder why Americans are struggling! Remember who helped got Reagan - who lowered taxes on the wealthy - elected: THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT! Remember who paid Hillary Clinton to shut up about improving healthcare in the 1990's: ROBERTSON!
Once again, it's people like Robertson who make me proud that I haven't been inside a church in Grand Rapids except to vote. Telling a woman struggling to make ends meet that she must donate to the church is like being choked by the Mafia. It's like a white trash whore I once dated in high school: she lived in a trailer with another trailer in her backyard with its roof caved in. Guess what I once saw on her kitchen table: an envelope from The 700 Club.
Proves a point, don't it?
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Right now, the average American is trying to make ends meet with loads of bills and hardly any money to pay them. True, the only true answers to reduce our bills are to get a raise and tax the rich, but thanks to the Tea Party and the Republicans, nuttin' doin'.
But the closest person to God on TV has the perfect answer: give to the church.
During a recent Q&A segment on The 700 Club as seen above, Pat Robertson was faced with a tough question from a viewer named Melissa. She says that she can't pay her mortgage and that tithing to her church is taking away from paying her bills. Pat responded by stating that when one doesn't give to their church, it's stealing from God. He recommended her to create a budget and maybe get rid of some of the things that's costing her.
OK, so even if I'm in the state of mounting debt and let's say that I've had to take a paycut to keep my job, or lose my job altogether and living off unemployment, I gotta give to some jerkwad who only works one day a week and driving around in a Lexus. Yeah, like I want that to happen.
When I was a teen, my father and I went to a well-known church in northern Michigan. We loved it in the beginning, but in the end, they wanted $1.7 million from their parishioners to add on to the church. Instead of sermons, we got sales pitches. Sadly, that's what churches are doing for sermons nowadays: sermons loaded with "Gimme money! Gimme money!" for over an hour.
Here's an idea: did you know that Pat Robertson is worth over a BILLION dollars? Hey Pat! Want this woman to keep tithing? HELP HER OUT! No wonder why Americans are struggling! Remember who helped got Reagan - who lowered taxes on the wealthy - elected: THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT! Remember who paid Hillary Clinton to shut up about improving healthcare in the 1990's: ROBERTSON!
Once again, it's people like Robertson who make me proud that I haven't been inside a church in Grand Rapids except to vote. Telling a woman struggling to make ends meet that she must donate to the church is like being choked by the Mafia. It's like a white trash whore I once dated in high school: she lived in a trailer with another trailer in her backyard with its roof caved in. Guess what I once saw on her kitchen table: an envelope from The 700 Club.
Proves a point, don't it?
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