Wednesday, August 31, 2011

8.31.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Muscular Dystrophy Association






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Name: Muscular Dystrophy Association
Age: 61
Occupation: organization devoted to helping those with muscle diseases
Last Seen: Tucson, AZ
Bee-otched For: throwing northern Michigan into the wheelchair
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If there's any organization that's jumping the shark right now, it's definitely the MDA.

Earlier this year, they announced that because of financial problems, mainly caused by lower donation totals, that they were going to reduce their traditional yearly telethon from 22 hours to a mere six on Labor Day Eve. The broadcast would be renamed "A Night With Jerry", but it's not even going to be that, either.

As many of us know by now, Jerry Lewis - who had been MDA's national chairman since its 1950 beginning - was let go of his duties from the organization several weeks ago. No official reason was given, although the 85-year-old Lewis says that he would give out an official reason after the telethon ended this year.

But, the restructuring continues.

This year, MDA will broadcast their telethon on 160 affiliates, which is down from 190 last year. Thankfully, they'll still have most of their affiliates here in Michigan...

...Except for all of northern Michigan and the eastern upper peninsula.

It's official: for the first time in over 40 years, no TV station in northern Michigan will be airing the MDA telethon. Both Traverse City NBC affiliate WPBN-TV channel 7 (and simulcaster WTOM-TV 4 in Cheboygan) and CBS outlet WBKB-TV 11 in Alpena will not be airing the show. It's not totally clear as to why these stations were dropped from the Love Network, although another dropped station, Bangor, ME's CBS affiliate, WABI-TV 5 claims that they couldn't come to terms with MDA over the formatting of the show and the economic costs surrounding it.

I was thinking that market size played a role in MDA's elimination of markets, but I guess that's not it, either. Just ask WPBN and WBKB's sister stations. WLUC-TV 6 in Marquette, sister to WPBN is still carrying the telethon and Marquette's much smaller than Traverse City in terms of market size. As for WBKB, they have a sister station, KXGN 5, which is the dual CBS/NBC affiliate in a town called Glendive, Montana, whose population not only is 1/2 of that of Alpena, and is the smallest network station in America.

Don't get me wrong, I've wrongfully attacked Lewis and the MDA in the past for being greedy, although I would find out from various sources - Snopes included - that Lewis never made a dime from the MDA and that most of their donations do go to treating disease. However, I would agree with many that the telethons needed some work. It needed stars that people under 50 liked, not burned-out oldies acts (i.e. his son Gary), eight-year-old girls belting out 100-year-old showtunes and Charo. I know that Lady Antebellum's playing this year's show, and they're one of country's top acts. Sadly, it's not enough for many people to even want to donate to this year's show.

What's more pathetic is that at least one organization still cares about paying a northern Michigan TV station to air its cause. Sadly, it's the Christian Broadcasting Network and local Fox affiliate WFQX. We'll get to that another day.

In a way, I have to say thank God that there's other MD organizations out there, not just MDA. I think they've jumped a huge shark on this one, folks. Telling Traverse City that they no longer need their help is like yelling "fuck you!" to a bunch of people who did something nice to you for free. I hope the MDA will realize their errors and maybe reinstate WPBN or another station in town for next year's telethon.

IF there's another telethon.
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

8.30.11 Bee-otch of the Day: MTV






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Name: MTV
Age: 30
Occupation: former music video channel
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: giving the censors some OT
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While last Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards did have its surprises, such as Lady Gaga dressed up as a Lenny Bruce wannabe and Beyonce showing off her baby bump, it had its disappointments.

The three biggest problems with last weekend's VMAs where Foster the People - buried in a sea of rappers - lost the best new artist award to some rapper named Tyler the Creator, the fact that people still love Christ Brown post-Rihanna assault and yes, once again, you couldn't hear a damn word of what people where saying because of those pesky censors.

Even though MTV is not under the yoke of the FCC, they still censor the shit out of everything as a lousy attempt to please the Jebus freaks, even though its hottest show is about fake Italians trying to get AIDS. What's even more beyond abmyssal is the fact that the VMAs were shown on not just MTV, but MTV2 and VH1 all at the same time.

And to my knowledge, all three channels carried the same feed, mutes and all.

Look, I understand that MTV's trying to play a good example to the little boys and girls who watch their channel, but I'm an adult. I already spend 90 fucking dollars per month on cable, and I don't even get HBO or any of the premiums. It's bullshit like this that make me want to take my goddamned cable box and smash it to smithereens. Why couldn't MTV show the VMAs UNCENSORED on one of their other channels, like MTV2? Hell, I think it's laughable when they bleep out words that AREN'T one of the dirty sevens, like when Lady Ga-er, Joe Calderone said the word "come" as in "When Lady Gaga comes on me..." Please.

As-is, I get flustered when they censor everything, even on basic cable. No wonder why people are dropping cable like crazy; it's because it's too fucking expensive, you're spending money on shows and channels you don't watch and a lot of the same stuff you see on TV is stuff you can see online. Oh, and the CEO of Viacom, Phillippe Dauman, made $85 million last year.

That's it, I'm getting the sledgehammer. 
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Monday, August 29, 2011

8.29.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Hurricane Irene









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Name: Hurricane Irene
Age: pretty much deceased
Occupation: former hurricane
Last Seen: hovering over Canada
Bee-otched For: not really doing a whole lot

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So, what did you do this weekend?
Well, I did have to work a few hours, but at least I got out to watch the 28th Street MetroCruise, watched the Lions beat the shit out of the Pats, watched the VMAs and yes, watch MSNBC's 82 hours of Hurricane Irene coverage.

Irene is pretty much proof that the weather's only getting weirder and weirder. Along with the earthquake in Virginia last week, It's pretty unconventional to even have a hurricane in New York City. Well, it happened. Irene ripped through the Carolinas and headed her way up the east coast where it *did* wreak havoc on New York to the point where virtually the whole city shuttered.

But, guess what? New York's back in business.

Yes, Irene didn't do a whole lot. Instead, there was some flooding, but overall, even though 18 people lost their lives and four million lost power.

What's amazing is the fact that this hurricane got massive coverage on all the news stations and yet it wasn't nearly as bad as Katrina. However, it was handled better than Katrina especially since President Obama cut his vacation short while Bush was playing country music with some redneck country star during Katrina.

But in the end, yes, there was some damage, Irene was pretty much the hurricane that wasn't. The news networks spent too much of their sweet time following it and New York only got a wet kiss, nothing more.

Move along, nothing to see here. 
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

8.25.11 Bee-otch of the Day: the city of Grand Rapids








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Name: The City of Grand Rapids
Age: 185
Occupation: 2nd largest city in Michigan
Last Seen: southwest Michigan
Bee-otched For: celebrating an unfortunate anniversary


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On Saturday, the city of Grand Rapids will celebrate a tragic anniversary.

It was a day that had a negative effect on human rights. A day that basically had the local government turn adults into small children and a day where some people's views on Grand Rapids changed for the worse.

It was five years ago this Saturday at Midnight that Grand Rapids' strip clubs were forced to cover up thanks to a city ordinance.

According to the ordinance, dancers can get naked on stage, but they must wear pasties and G-strings and must be at least six feet away from patrons. The city's clubs did remedy this by becoming bikini clubs; the ones that serve alcohol could now have full-on lap dances now that they're no longer considered strip clubs.

The law was the brainchild of Judy Rose, a long-time resident of the Black Hills neighborhood in Grand Rapids. She's the president of the Black Hills Citizens for a Better Community. Her neighborhood is notoriously famous for its high crime rate, but yet she claimed that strip clubs played a role. So, she challenged the city's old strip club laws (which were the usual topless-alcohol/full-nude-no alcohol) by raising over $200,000 by an anonymous donor.

Many in the strip club biz think it was Dick DeVos who might have played a role, since Rose appeared in a commercial for his failed gubernatorial campaign in 2006. It's also worth noting that his wife, Betsy is the daughter of the late Edgar Prince, who help found and supported several far-right conservative Christian groups like the Family Research Council alongside Focus on the Family and the American Decency Association.

For the next few years, several strip club owners challenged the law, only to see right-winged activist judges side with the city. Even mayor George Heartwell said that there's no link between strip clubs and crime.

Sadly, we haven't heard much since 2008, except that the affected clubs - Sensations, Showgirl Galleria and Parkway Tropics - are still around and still making money, so Rose's little law hasn't done a whole lot. However, the Red Barn, which had been around since 1972 closed in April. Then again, it wasn't the greatest club in the world, either.

Needless to say, since the law was passed, crime has risen in the city and jobs are still missing. Even Kalamazoo passed a similar ordinance for Deja Vu since it moved into their current building in 2004. Their ordinance went into effect this past New Years Day.

The only full-nude strip club in west Michigan is now Odyssey Showgirls in Muskegon Heights.

Believe it or don't, Mayor Heartwell is right. the strip club ordinance is nothing more than the Religious Right sinking their teeth into our rights as human beings. Go to Canada for once. There's strip clubs everywhere and hardly any crime. Hell, you can chug a Molson while a hot Canadian chick's naked crotch is centimeters away from your face during a lap dance.

But here in Grand Rapids, you go to a regular bar alone like me, and good luck even TALKING to a woman. For an example, I was at Stella's this past July and I tried to strike a conversation with a group of ladies at the bar. One girl was holding what looked like a knife and told me to quit eavesdropping. Same thing at other bars; girls are into other girls and guys, but not me.

I think it's time to bring some love back to this town. It's why I'm proposing a flashmob for this Saturday during the MetroCruise. I'm considering putting up a Facebook event for a nude run on 28th Street by the two malls to protest the law. If you got it, flaunt it. If you love your body, express yourself.

Who's with me?

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

8.24.11 Bee-otch of the Day: Tony Perkins






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Name: Tony Perkins
Age: 48
Occupation: president, Family Research Council
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: making lots and lots of money


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Just what we need during these tough economic times: a Jebus freak who makes money from us taxpayers.

Tony Perkins is a former Louisiana state rep who is the president of the right winged hate group the Family Research Council. The FRC is an organization founded by James Dobson of Focus on the Family fame that is yet another conservative group that uses Jesus to get funding. They act like a religious group, but they're nothing more than a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Over the years, Perkins has used his FRC powers to attack gays, liberals and now, the working class. In a statement, Perkins said that the government shouldn't raise taxes, period, even on the rich. However, the FRC made $6 million last year from.... THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!

OK, so it's OK that Perkins get some coinage from the government - and I'm sure that he gets a good salary for sitting around and making foolish statements like that - but goddamn those losers who are struggling to support a family on $9 per hour. Boo hoo hoo, sucks to be them.

On a sidenote, Family Research Council does have a link to west Michigan; one of its original backers was Edgar Prince, the founder of the Prince Corporation which was based in Holland and made car parts, such as sun visors and computers. After he died in 1995 at age 63 from a heart attack, the Prince Foundation was set up to fund other holier-than-thou groups, such as the American Decency Association, the group most-famous for the infamous Howard Stern Information and Action Page (remember that?). Prince was also the father of Erik Prince, the founder of Blackwater/Xe.

Folks, the conservative Christian movement in this country has done nothing but kill us whole. Their view is that government shouldn't help those in need and that taxes are evil. Guess what else is evil? MONEY HOARDING! Get out your Bible and read Luke Chapter 18, will ya?

God is neither liberal nor conservative, Republican or Democrat. He's just right. Period. 

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

8.23.11 Bee-otch of the Day: CBS







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Name: The Columbia Broadcasting System
Age: 83
Occupation: media giant
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: giving Detroit a ton of right-winged hate


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The good news: after an absence of over a decade, a former Detroit radio station is making a big comeback.

The bad news: it's not Planet 96.3, K-Rock, Z-Rock , Extreme Radio or The Edge @ 105dotone.

It's Talk 1270 WXYT.

In 2000, CBS decided to flip 1270 from talk radio to all sports, mainly due to the fact that the station was Detroit's home for the Red Wings, Tigers and Lions. It was rumored that it was an agreement with the Ilitch family, who own the Wings and Tigers; it was also the reason why 1270 boosted its power to 50,000 watts, even though it's severely directional and very weak in many parts of the Motor City.

When it was talk the first time around, WXYT carried Rush Limbaugh, Don Imus and Larry King, alongside local hosts David Newman and the late Mark Scott. IIRC, their ratings weren't the greatest, but then again, neither was their signal.

When Rush moved to WJR, rumor had it that they sent WXYT flowers and condolences.

However, on October 1st, 2007, 1270 became useless when it started simulcasting with 97.1, which dropped its Stern clone talk format and became 97.1 The Ticket. In the four years since, 1270 has been nothing more than a placeholder, even though WXYT itself became a top station in Detroit thanks to their Red Wings and Tigers coverage.

Now, 1270 is going back to talking, and it's not going to be good conversation.

On the day after the 10th anniversary of the attacks on 9/11, WXYT will return to the talk format it had from 1978 until 2000. The station's schedule will be mainly syndicated talk, but will have a local morning show hosted by lawyer Charlie Langton. Sadly, WXYT will now be OD'd with the Seig Heil stylings of Glenn Beck, Laura Ingraham, Todd Schnitt and two guys who used to fill in for Rush: Jason Lewis and Rusty Humphries.

Strangely enough, 1270 is at a .6 in the ratings, even though 97.1 simulcasts with them full-time. Don't expect their ratings to increase much more.

I think it's sad that conservative BS in this country has overtaken our media, causing many to not think straight and act idiotic. Lonesome Rhodes Beck in Detroit? Please. Hell, I'm shocked that his show's aired in Ann Arbor! Plus, tape-delayed Laura Ingraham on a crappy signal AM pitted against El Rushbo on WJR? What brand of crack are they smoking?

If they had a brain, they'd convince 1310 WDTW to give all their shows to them since that station's power sucks, plus the lack of promotion that station receives is laughable. But, this is CBS, the same company that gave us "Free FM", so what else is new....

Might as well give the license back to the FCC and hold a fire sale...

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Monday, August 22, 2011

8.22.11 Bee-otch of the Day: West Memphis, AR







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Name: West Memphis
Age: 84
Occupation: city in Arkansas
Last Seen: in the suburbs of Memphis, TN
Bee-otched For: getting the wrong men



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For 18 long, depressing years, three innocent young men have been forced to waste their lives in a prison cell. Why?

Simple: they wore black and were "goth" before "goth" was cool.

In 1993, three eight-year-old boys - Stevie Branch, Chris Byers and Michael Moore - were reported missing. Eventually, the three were found together in a muddy creek bed, dead, naked and hogtied with shoelaces. Byers died of blood loss while Branch and Moore drowned. One of the victims was even castrated.

The police had little time to round up any suspects, so they found three boys who dressed in black and were known for causing trouble: Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin. The prosecution believed that the men - all 17 and 18 at the time - were Satanists and performed their deaths as a ritual. In the end, Echols was sentenced to death, Baldwin was sentenced to life while Misskelley was given a life sentence with 20-year sentences.

Many felt that the trio - dubbed the West Memphis 3 - were not given a fair trial only because they were three different kids in an overly-Jesus freak town. Over the years, the WM3 - who had virtually no money to defend themselves - were given lots of support from the entertainment world, namely from bands such as Pearl Jam, The Dixie Chicks and Disturbed (who recorded the song "3" as a download from  their website with all proceeds going to their defense fund).

An HBO documentary, Paradise Lost was made about the tragedies, and spawned a sequel. However, the filmmakers suggested that DNA should be looked at. One of the boys' stepfathers, Randy Hobbs' DNA matched that of a piece of hair found on the shoelaces of one of the victims. It was enough evidence to send the WM3 home after 18 years in jail for a crime neither of them committed.

But, it will be a rocky road for the Three, especially for Misskelley, who is mentally handicapped. They are now in their late 30's, never had a job and possibly never had a relationship during their years in jail. Plus, it's a different world out there today vs. 1992 when Nirvana was the big band and the internet was still a few years away.

The thing is, the Three were judged by what they wore, plain and simple. It's like thinking that all people who wear burkas are terrorists and that all blacks who wear do-rags are in gangs. If I were the state of Arkansas, I would give the Three a ton of money to live on and possibly some job training.

You cannot judge a book by its cover.  


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