Monday, January 22, 2018

1.22.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump


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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: chief Cheeto
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: treating America like he treated his failed businesses





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Well, the turmoil is over...

....For now.

Today, the House and Senate voted to reopen the government for another three weeks as they try to create a budget and keep dreamers here in America. However, many are pissed that even the Democrats passed the bill since it will allow ICE agents to make unexpected knocks on the doors of illegals here in America.

Of course, a lot of the fault falls on the lap of good 'ol Drumpf, who allowed this monstrosity to happen in the first place. Hey, he's had multiple failed businesses and now, he's failing the nation.

It's been 367 days since he took the oath (or in his case, oaf) of office and so far, he's fucked up the tax code and now, he's beginning to how how ungodly he really is by telling illegals to fuck off. And yet, he's the savior of the country. The sad thing is that yes, the Dow is way up from last year, but then again, we're still under Obama's aegis in that respect as now, the economy is showing signs of declining. For instance, less people found new jobs last month and gas prices are on the rise. And I don't think drilling holes in the ground for coal will be of help.

The point is, Drumpf is running America like a business and We the People will get hurt in the end. Give the poor $100 and they will spend it fast. Give a rich man $100 and he'll horde it. Under the Drumpf tax plan, that will be reality. 2008 will be coming back by 2020.

The people have spoken. Thousands took the streets on Saturday to protest his presidency and rightfully so. A year into being the Klutz in Chief, his approval rating is at 38% while Obama's was at 58%. Of course, we're the ones footing the bill for his golf trips at Mar-a-Lago and so on.

Thankfully, his wake up call will come in November.

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Friday, January 19, 2018

1.20.18 Weekend Mix



The Cranberries - Dreams (Jovani Bootleg) RIP DOLORES O'RIORDAN
Showtek X Moby - Natural Blues
Nicky Romero - PRTCL f/Spider
Green Velvet - La La Land (Matt Sassari Remix)
Bingo Players - Cry (Just a Little)
Ferry Corsten - Lonely Inside
Aweminus - Not That Simple
Kayzo f/Devin Oliver - Follow You
Aazar/Cesqeaux - Booty Time
Zomboy/Eptic - Bop It
Datsik/1000 Volts - Monster
Whyel - Bleed No More
Pegboard Nerds - Just Dance f/Tia Simone
Ekali/ZHU - Blame
Marshmello X Lil Peep - Spotlight
Bro Safari/UFO - Drama (Party Favor Remix)
Purple Disco Machine - Body Funk
George Privatti/Guille Plancencia - What a Bam
Just Her - Follow You Down (Oliver Schores Remix)
Chris Leao/Geminix - Bel-Air
The Tribe of Good - Loving You Baby (Weiss Remix)
Pastaboys f/Osunlade - Deep Musique
Dog Blood - Middle Finger
Township Rebellion - Moses

Thursday, January 18, 2018

1.18.18 Bee-otches of the Day: David and Louise Turpin



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Names: David and Lousie Turpin
Ages: 57, 49
Occupation: jailbirds
Last Seen: Perris, CA
Bee-otched For: Worst. Parents. Ever.



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By now, many of you have heard about the two monsters known as David and Louise Turpin who raised their children by chaining them to their bedrooms and only allowing them to one meal per day.

The two are now in jail with bond being held at $9 million each after their 17-year-old daughter found a way out of their compound and called 911. The police found out that the children were living in pure squalor, soaking in urine and malnourished. They were only allowed one shower per year and their parents would often eat cakes and pies while they were starving to death in their bedrooms.

When the police came, the 13 siblings - aged 2 to 29 - didn't even know what a policeman was. The 29-year-old only weighed 87 lbs.

You know, I wonder why sometimes, people who shouldn't have kids, have kids. They brought these people into the world and treated them worse than shit. God bless the 17-year-old who found the courage to call 911 and escaping from these assholes' torture. What's more sad is that one day, I'd like to have kids and if I did, I would give them the best love any father could give them. It's too bad that the women of west Michigan are too cunty for a nice guy like me. But instead, children were born to these two monsters and sadly, the kids will pay for their actions.

I hope there's no god for these two.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

1.17.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump



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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: mop
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: staying alive for two days in a row



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This morning when I woke up, the memes were-a-blastin' on Facebook.

The memes were directed at the fact that yesterday, Drumpf's doctor claimed that he was in good health and at his ideal weight. According to the doc, his height was 6'3" and 239 lbs. However, the memes I saw compared Drumpf to a football player and the football player was definitely in better shape than the president. OK, so Drumpf golfs a lot. However, 1) a lot of golfers are fat (my late grandpa was a good example) and 2) I know of two radio personalities - albeit not overweight - that died from heart attacks on the links.

But of course, there's the uprising Stormy Daniels scandal. She claimed that Drumpf's lawyer paid her $130,000 to keep quiet on the tryst and that the 2006 session was "generic" and was just four months after his son Barron was born. So apparently, Drumpf cheated on his own wife.

Ya know, when Clinton cheated on his wife and lied about it, he was impeached. I do hope to God that when the Dems win the House and Senate this fall, this will be priority one for them to get this pussy-grabbing, foreigner-bashing, middle class-shaming prickwad out of office. It's a shame how the right-winged moralist Bible-thumpers will defend him, even for being the asshole he is.

Of course, that's only if the Dems aren't Republican Lite this time around.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

1.16.18 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump


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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: mop
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: staying alive



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Today, we were all handed some sad, depressing news.

Drumpf - at least according to his doctor - is in good health.

Despite the fact that sometimes his slurs his speech and jumps on his sentences, the 71-year-old is doing well according to his doctor today during a press conference. But then again, you can have perfect blood pressure plus have a low BMI and still croak from a massive myocardial infarction.

But then again, you can have the direct opposite and live past 90.

Of course, this comes days after our beloved president was nice enough during a meeting to call not-so-privileged countries "shitholes", causing NBC and even SNL to use that term. Even though Drumpf has denied using that term, others are saying that he's simply covering his ass. Now, with a government shutdown coming, many immigrants are scared that they're being forced to move elsewhere if DACA isn't passed. And they might end up back in those countries that Drumpf trashed.

But there is some good news from all this: Steve Bannon, fresh from his departure from Brietbart, is being subpoenaed by Robert Muller. This could lead Drumpf into more hot water that might lead into impeachment or even better, jail.

That's if he doesn't die in office first.

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Monday, January 15, 2018

1.15.18 Hero of the Day: Dolores O'Riordan


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A SPECIAL HERO OF THE DAY!


Name: Dolores O'Riordan
Age: was 46
Occupation: lead singer of The Cranberries
Last Seen: singing with the angels
Awarded For: helping to write and sing the soundtrack of the 90s



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The 1990s sure are over.

In only the past few years, we've lost Scott Weiland, Chester Bennington, Chris Cornell and Tom Petty, just to name a few.

Now, we can add Dolores O'Riordan to the list.

In 1990, a young woman joined a small, unknown Irish band called The Cranberry Saw Us. The band had lost their male lead singer, so they decided on a female. Well, it turned out to be a good move on their part.

Shortly after Delores joined the group, comprising of brothers Noel and Mike Hogan and Fergal Lawler, The band was renamed The Cranberries and were signed to Island Records. Their first album, "Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?" sold over five million copies in America alone and its first single, "Linger" became a gen-x love anthem. Soon, the band scored many other big hits, from the poppy ("Dreams" and "Free To Decide") to the hard-rocking "Zombie", a song inspired by two young boys that were killed during the IRA bombings in 1993 in England. Their songs were mostly written by Dolores and were standards on both pop and rock stations in the 1990s.

By the beginning of the 2000s, The Cranberries became more of an afterthought and in 2003, broke up. Dolores recorded two solo albums, but in 2009, the band reformed. The band recorded one studio album, "Roses" in 2012 and "Something Else" just last year, which contained re-worked acoustic covers of their classics with a live orchestra.

In recent years, Dolores had been dealing with bipolar disorder and was arrested for air rage in 2014. In 2013, Dolores tried to commit suicide after suffering a breakdown. She had been abused as a child and was also going through a divorce from her husband of 20 years. She had been dealing with health issues in the past few years that have caused the band to cancel dates. This morning, her body was found in a London hotel room. She was only 46. So far, they are calling her death mysterious.

The untimely death of Dolores O'Riordan has shocked the world. Growing up with her music, I'm saddened by her too-soon passing. My thoughts are with her family, especially her three children. If her death was drug-related, I hope and pray we can all learn from it and move on in a positive manner. Mental illness is something that must be addressed and worked on.

Thankfully, the music will live on forever. 

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Friday, January 12, 2018

1.12.18 Weekend Mix



Cold War Kids - First (Max Vertigo edit)
Fedde Le Grande/Ida Corr - Let Me Think About it
Kayzo f/Micah Martin - Overload
Datsik/Virtual Riot - Warriors of the Night
Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour Lif3 (Electric Bodega remix)
Super Future - Prisms
Ruchir f/Deverano - Made of Gold
Aeroplane & Purple Disco Machine - Sambal
Paniek - Coming Home
Riva Starr - Rocks on the Trax
Riva Starr f/Dajae - Housepital
Tritonal - Shinin' Bright
Mark Knight & Tuff London - Jus' Come
Autograf f/Lils - You Might Be (Bijou remix)
Swanky Tunes - Going Deeper
Danny Serano - Bass Fish
Tchami X Malaa - Summer 99
Gene Farris & Green Velvet - LOL
Mason Maynard - Puffy
Cardi B - Bodak Yellow (CID remix)
Hidden Empire - Black Beauty
PAWSA - The Groovy Cat
Valentino Khan X Joyryde X Remedy - What's in the Frickin Box
Keys N Krates f/Ouici - Flute Loop